***April Fool’s Joke***
A rather odd news story to report on but one of the utmost importance. At first it emerged as just another rumor but now has been verified through management. A much loved Facedown Records band and all around IVM favorite – American Arson, has made the jump to Europe to an undisclosed country and have renamed themselves as “European Arson“. It can be taken as a direct tribute to their new home or a firebrand sort of activism that just might get them sent back home. With their aggressive yet hopeful music and their roots in Faith based rock n’ roll, our unsuspecting European friends just aren’t prepared for this in your face, American import (tariff proof). I have attached the band’s latest promo shot. As soon as we get more info on the long awaited follow up to “Sand & Cinder, Tide & Timber” which does seem to be a taking quite a bit longer than we all had hoped for (probably due to the sudden move and MAGA distancing), as well as nailing down exactly what European country they settled down in, you’ll hear it from us first. I have bets on Scotland because I hear they are big Outlander fans and believe Mel Gibson’s “Braveheart” to be a faithful and accurate retelling of important history for the Scottish people. Either that or they have joined the Hobbits in New Zealand and are hanging out with Peter Jackson. What say you, where do you think our lads ended up? Are you excited about the rebranding? I’m sure the band loved the timing of this post and glad we could be the first on the scene to report on this new development!
